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Good afternoon, Galactica. Recently, it has come to my attention that someone has been spreading a vicious rumor over our communications channels. As your former cag/lawyer/politician/detective, I would like to put this rumor to rest before it has time to catch fire. I present to you the evidence that I, Lee Joseph [...]

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Santa Claus:  Inspiration for skin jobs or just a coincidence?
I know what you’re thinking.  Santa Claus is Earth 1.0 and not Earth 4.0.  But look around?  Do you see Sixes everywhere, ringing bells, letting children sit on their laps?   How about Ones, wearing beards and flying around in sleds?  No, the closest things we have to [...]

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Aiight, so I know there is some serious Ellen-hate in the fleet, but you have to hand it to the woman, she did spice things up around the boring ol’ battlestar.
Of course, the big mystery of her debut episode is whether Ellen’s a Cylon, and truth be told, I’ve considered her more than once as [...]

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I know I said I wouldn’t break my cylence on the mystery of the Final Cylon, but I’m about to do just that. No, don’t worry, I won’t divulge the information that I received through my semi-direct line to the gods. All of this information I’ve stated before (in various circles), and now [...]

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CONFIDENTIAL
**FOR YOUR EYES ONLY**
RE: Identity of Final Cylon
Last Wednesday at 9:00PM/8:00PM CDT, ship’s computers intercepted a transmission from a possible Cylon agent or collaborator known only as “Bravo.” I share the content of this communcae with you, my closest advisors, in the utmost confidence, as it strikes at the very heart of our most vexing [...]

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I know the heartbreak of discovering frakked-up Earth is paralyzing, but the fleet must move on.  So even though the President is back to her teaching duties à la New Caprica, she’s picking up the slack.  I’ve carefully re-watched 4.0 because (a) drastic lack of foresight prevented me purchasing earlier seasons, (b) I’m not ready to [...]

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