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So really, this is all like the Lorax.  Yes, we know about the Lorax.  Back on Earth 1.0, Mr. Theodore Geisel wrote a book warning of the dangers of overconsumption and pollution.  He framed the story of the Lorax (a fuzzy short thing) with a single Truffula tree seed – hope for the future. We [...]

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Good afternoon, Galactica. Recently, it has come to my attention that someone has been spreading a vicious rumor over our communications channels. As your former cag/lawyer/politician/detective, I would like to put this rumor to rest before it has time to catch fire. I present to you the evidence that I, Lee Joseph Adama, am not [...]

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Santa Claus:  Inspiration for skin jobs or just a coincidence? I know what you’re thinking.  Santa Claus is Earth 1.0 and not Earth 4.0.  But look around?  Do you see Sixes everywhere, ringing bells, letting children sit on their laps?   How about Ones, wearing beards and flying around in sleds?  No, the closest things we have [...]

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Dear Journal, Today I jump-roped for a whole ten minutes!  Also, I am so confident that I’m beating Kara in the vice presidential race that I’ve decided to do more research into this crazy hybrid thing. Let’s start with this quote: No ceremonies are necessary. Since I’m a smarty-pants lawyer now and I like to [...]

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Since Admiral Adama has charged me with investigating the possibility that the Final Five cylons are of human origin, I am here to announce my findings to the fleet.   In looking for Earthling-like qualities, we attempted to list the important characteristics of the four known cylons and came upon a common theme: Colonel Saul Tigh: [...]

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