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Good afternoon, Galactica. Recently, it has come to my attention that someone has been spreading a vicious rumor over our communications channels. As your former cag/lawyer/politician/detective, I would like to put this rumor to rest before it has time to catch fire. I present to you the evidence that I, Lee Joseph [...]

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Santa Claus:  Inspiration for skin jobs or just a coincidence?
I know what you’re thinking.  Santa Claus is Earth 1.0 and not Earth 4.0.  But look around?  Do you see Sixes everywhere, ringing bells, letting children sit on their laps?   How about Ones, wearing beards and flying around in sleds?  No, the closest things we have to [...]

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Ever since the Miniseries, we’ve asked ourselves: what the hell is Leobhen babbling on about?  Is any of it true?  Since Gaeta was out on a date with a dude, I commissioned his four-year-old niece to create the following video analysis of Leobhen’s statements and prophecies in “Flesh and Bone”:

Extrapolating from [...]

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Hi Kara, I lov…..I mean, thanks for having me on your show.
To answer the question of, “What the frack are the cylons thinking?” I formed a special committee.  Romo was vice-chair of the committee, and most of the questioning of the fleet was done by…..well, it was done by Romo’s dog.
Romo’s full report will be [...]

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Hi! Now that we’re down on Earth and working with the Cylons and all, I don’t have so much to do aside from most of the male population of the fleet! Ha ha, just kidding, Anders/Apollo/The Ghost of Zac/Leoben/Anyone Else Who May Be In Love With Me!
So, anyway, since The Best Shot In [...]

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So, now that you’re here, what’s up with the one-hundred percent pure Cylon baby action you’ve got going on with Six? How exactly is that possible? I thought you toasters couldn’t have babies on your own, at least not without Helo’s white hot human looooove or something. (Or Cally’s, I guess. [...]

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