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Since I can’t win this contest outright, I’m rigging this shit like a colonial election.  I’ve brought in some backup in the form of the young man who SHOULD have been my successor.

Ellen will punch someone in the face.  Probably Tigh.  But not in this episode; probably the next one.  Ellen and Boomer are off [...]

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Can you believe none of us predicted either
Shove it up your ass.
or
I’m gonna take back MY SHIP.
Shameful.  This week was a landslide victory for Boomer:
The Various Incarnations of 8 Earn:

+1/2 for predicting Roslin’s successful escape.
+1 for Zarek dying.  I don’t think he mentioned anything about stars?
+1/2 for Adama gritting his teeth (see “Adama saying something [...]

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Hello, Felix (I am no longer calling you Lietenant as traitors are stripped of their rank). There are some things I would like to say to you before Starbuck and I blow away a bunch of your fellow mutineering guards.

No one likes your singing voice. We were just being nice. Even the [...]

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(no commercial break 1)
Sucks to be a hot husband tonight.  Head trauma sucks.
(no commercial break 2)
Gavroche is dead!  The little pup didn’ t get to grow up.
(no commercial break 3 AND I’m caught up!)
COMMERCIAL BREAK 4
Holy frak.  When the cursing comes back (delays do bleep them out), hell breaks loose!  Two sidearms, one eye?  Adama and [...]

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Second Commerical Break:
Hoshi, you’re in on this?  You bastard.
Lee’s hair looks particularly retarded today. Somebody please kill Tom Zarek.   Why is everyone so angry??  Seelix?  Really??  And why do they think taking out Anders is going to bother anybody?  No one will miss his incredulous looks for weeks.
Alright, Detective Kara is on the case!  Too [...]

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Frak, I have 25 minutes.  Let’s get down to business.  I’m going to steal Boomer’s highly readable bold-print prediction style .
Obviously, Gaeta’s gonna stir some shit up.  Consequently, the body count of characters important enough to warrant a name will go up by at least 3.  In particular, that heinous bitch Tory will fall victim [...]

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Oh my Gods, you guys.
Okay. There hasn’t been much focus on me so far this half-season, and that sucks. Which is why I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that tonight’s episode will involve yours truly as either an A or B story. I’ve been obvs irritable since Earth-time, [...]

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Hey all, I just got back from a jog and I feel GREAT!  And since I don’t do  my frakkin job anymore, I have heaps of time to determine this week’s master prognosticator!
This was a tough ep to predict – who could have imagined after last week’s complete awesomeness that we would have to suffer [...]

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