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Posts Tagged ‘Kara is a LIAR who sleeps with EVERYONE and then leaves’

who’s the best Admiral of them all?

You know, fleet, it’s hard being an Admiral.  It may look easy to make life-altering decisions and bombastic speeches, but honestly, it takes a toll on a man.  As you may have noticed, in the past few episodes I’ve been increasingly beset by Admiral’s Affliction, sweating and drooling, popping [...]

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Months ago, my Viper blew up before Lee Adama’s very eyes. Though I came back to Galactica with no memory of that explosion ever happening, the facts are pretty undeniable.  I saw the tape myself.  I died.  But that fact never fully hit me until the other day. That’s frakking me [...]

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Dear Dream Journal,
Last night I had a terrifying dream. It was MUCH scarier than that dream I had where Kara claimed to love me and then ran off and married someone else. Oh wait. THAT REALLY HAPPENED.
Anyway, I was Sharon in this dream (which was kind of hot). Everything seemed fine [...]

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a bullet-point list by Kara Thrace
It’s been a well-established fact in the Fleet that at any point in time, there are at least two guys in love with me.  At the moment there are three!  The resolution of my complicated love polygon is one of the great mysteries in my life, and as a result [...]

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Recently, the Admiral, Fat Apollo, Baltar, Colonel Tigh, and I got together to go over some expanded ship’s logs on both our most recent dance and our time on New Caprica. It was mentioned at the time that we needed a chart to keep track of who was frakking who. I commissioned Gaeta [...]

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Since Admiral Adama has charged me with investigating the possibility that the Final Five cylons are of human origin, I am here to announce my findings to the fleet.   In looking for Earthling-like qualities, we attempted to list the important characteristics of the four known cylons and came upon a common theme:

Colonel Saul Tigh: Killed [...]

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