Okay so, if the Final Five designed the skinjobs and wanted them to be as human as possible, which one of the five decided to say “frak logical human traits” and give the skinjobs spines that glowed red during sex? I’m opening this questiony up to the floor.
Posts Tagged ‘frakking’
Kara Thrace & Her Special Questiony: Episode Number Daniel
Posted in Kara Thrace & Her Special Questiony, tagged frak vs. frack, frakking, kara thrace and her special questiony, seriously the glowing spines are stupid, The Final Five, unprotected frak on February 19, 2009 | 5 Comments »
Keeping up with the Eights – vol. 2
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Accessibility, and then I died, babies everywhere, black market is the bestest episode ever oh wait no, cally, defense of centurions, did you know cylons were hardwired with earth 1.0 inter, Eights are clearly better versed in earth 1.0 supreme c, frakking, helo and I go way back, human-cylon relations, i heart boomer, i wrote this post while i was supposed to be working, identity crisis, new caprica is for lovers on December 30, 2008 | 1 Comment »
In a grand return to the patchy scrapbook of my consciousnesses, season 2 introduces my first death, my second identity crisis, and my diplomatic skills. Let’s begin when Starbuck tried to kill me when I was hanging out with future husband-assumed (God (one), Helo is hot). She was clearly just jealous.
Keeping Track of Frak
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Baltar is a LIAR who sleeps with EVERYONE, baltar officially gets the most tail, but wedding band tattoos > debate team rings, dee/billy/lee is like me/anders/lee but lamer, Ellen is a LIAR who sleeps with EVERYONE and then dies, everyone likes gaeta, frak vs. frack, frakking, heavy-handed romantic foreshadowing, helo and I go way back, i finally finished this, i wish i could have made the lines dogtag chains, Kara is a LIAR who sleeps with EVERYONE and then leaves, Lee's a LIAR who sleeps with EVERYONE including hookers, lovers brought to you by quiznos mm mmm mmm, new caprica is for lovers on November 15, 2008 | 6 Comments »
Recently, the Admiral, Fat Apollo, Baltar, Colonel Tigh, and I got together to go over some expanded ship’s logs on both our most recent dance and our time on New Caprica. It was mentioned at the time that we needed a chart to keep track of who was frakking who. I commissioned Gaeta to make [...]
Thoughts I Had While Frakking Vol.2
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged frakking, Thoughts I Had While Frakking on September 24, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Do male Cylon’s spines glow red when they frak? For any Cylons reading this: yes, of course I know that Six’s spine glows red when frakking. How could I not know? It has already been established that I indulge in a bit of the doggystyle with her. Also, it’s pretty obvious when we’re doing it [...]
Thoughts I Had While Frakking Vol.1
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged frakking, Thoughts I Had While Frakking on September 20, 2008 | 3 Comments »
I was frakking this girl who is half my age today and as usual my mind started drifting. Not that she was a particularly bad frak, just average, and if there is one thing that I can’t bear, it’s average. I’m sure lesser men would be able to fully enjoy such an encounter, but lesser [...]
