Feeds:
Posts
Comments

Posts Tagged ‘cally’

Hey, Gods.  WHAT THE FRAK DO YOU HAVE AGAINST CALLY? First you have her #1 crush beat her face in.  Then you kill her.  THEN you tell us she smelled like boiled cabbage.  But that wasn’t enough, was it?  Now you have her cheating on the Chief, which, seriously, what the frak.  Why would Cally [...]

Read Full Post »

In a grand return to the patchy scrapbook of my consciousnesses, season 2 introduces my first death, my second identity crisis, and my diplomatic skills. Let’s begin when Starbuck tried to kill me when I was hanging out with future husband-assumed (God (one), Helo is hot). She was clearly just jealous.

Read Full Post »

“Bastille Day” annoys me.  I can stand Apollo’s self-righteous moralizing for only the briefest of periods before I begin tasting vomit in the back of my mouth.  You can (but may not want to) imagine the full-on barf-fest that was this evening.  Unlike the manifold subplots of previous episodes, this seemed an interminable Fat Lee [...]

Read Full Post »

Today I am honored to bestow upon Petty Officer Second Class Callandra Henderson Tyrol the Presidential Medal for Getting Totally Frakked Over.

Cally was ever the petite, cheerful eye of the shitstorm. Whether biting off ears of aspiring rapists or mumbling love declarations through a jaw wired shut, Cally never lost her pluck. Even [...]

Read Full Post »