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No.  A lot of this mystical bullshit will remain unexplained.  Instead, we’ll focus on (a) blowing things up, (b) figuring out what the frak is up with Kara, and (c) fiddling around with that singularity (see theory immediately following).  We won’t hear much about Kobol or the Temple of 5, but we will run into [...]

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When all of the eights gather round the campfire, and starts reminiscing about the good old days, we talk about how things ended up.  I mean, we might in the future, in our collective consciousness when we all project together. How things might end up, otherwise known as discussion topics for when Boomer’s and my [...]

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Good afternoon, Galactica. Recently, it has come to my attention that someone has been spreading a vicious rumor over our communications channels. As your former cag/lawyer/politician/detective, I would like to put this rumor to rest before it has time to catch fire. I present to you the evidence that I, Lee Joseph Adama, am not [...]

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Santa Claus:  Inspiration for skin jobs or just a coincidence? I know what you’re thinking.  Santa Claus is Earth 1.0 and not Earth 4.0.  But look around?  Do you see Sixes everywhere, ringing bells, letting children sit on their laps?   How about Ones, wearing beards and flying around in sleds?  No, the closest things we have [...]

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Aiight, so I know there is some serious Ellen-hate in the fleet, but you have to hand it to the woman, she did spice things up around the boring ol’ battlestar. Of course, the big mystery of her debut episode is whether Ellen’s a Cylon, and truth be told, I’ve considered her more than once [...]

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a bullet-point list by Kara Thrace It’s been a well-established fact in the Fleet that at any point in time, there are at least two guys in love with me.  At the moment there are three!  The resolution of my complicated love polygon is one of the great mysteries in my life, and as a [...]

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“Bastille Day” annoys me.  I can stand Apollo’s self-righteous moralizing for only the briefest of periods before I begin tasting vomit in the back of my mouth.  You can (but may not want to) imagine the full-on barf-fest that was this evening.  Unlike the manifold subplots of previous episodes, this seemed an interminable Fat Lee [...]

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CONFIDENTIAL **FOR YOUR EYES ONLY** RE: Identity of Final Cylon Last Wednesday at 9:00PM/8:00PM CDT, ship’s computers intercepted a transmission from a possible Cylon agent or collaborator known only as “Bravo.” I share the content of this communcae with you, my closest advisors, in the utmost confidence, as it strikes at the very heart of [...]

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Speculating on the Final Cylon is like eating Doritos– it’s awesome while you do it, but then you feel sick afterwards.  So, here we go. Bulldog.  He started the Cylon-human war (not me).  Maybe he was programmed to frak up his ship out there, and the fate of humanity along with it.  Also, there’s only [...]

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I wake up from my 6-hour mandated Admiral nap and suddenly it’s a week later, and someone’s beautified the ship’s logs?  What the frak is going on here? Seriously, this place looks good.  I now know that when I set out in a lone Raptor on an impossible mission, never to return, I will leave [...]

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