Do male Cylon’s spines glow red when they frak?
For any Cylons reading this: yes, of course I know that Six’s spine glows red when frakking. How could I not know? It has already been established that I indulge in a bit of the doggystyle with her. Also, it’s pretty obvious when we’re doing it in [...]
Archive for September, 2008
Thoughts I Had While Frakking Vol.2
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged frakking, Thoughts I Had While Frakking on September 24, 2008 | 1 Comment »
KT&HSQ Ep 4: Those Who Should Not Be Cylons
Posted in Kara Thrace & Her Special Questiony, tagged breaking the cylence, dyk both lost and bsg had 2-parters named "exodus"?, helo and I go way back, kara thrace and her special questiony, the fifth cylon, The Great Final Cylon Mystery on September 23, 2008 | 3 Comments »
I know I said I wouldn’t break my cylence on the mystery of the Final Cylon, but I’m about to do just that. No, don’t worry, I won’t divulge the information that I received through my semi-direct line to the gods. All of this information I’ve stated before (in various circles), and now [...]
Avant Garde Astrological Cylon Detection
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged bullet-point lists, i managed not to mention helo in this post, i wrote this post while i was supposed to be working, juicy!, longest. post. ever., saulsa, SECRET!, The Great Final Cylon Mystery, TV crossover blogging on September 23, 2008 | 4 Comments »
CONFIDENTIAL
**FOR YOUR EYES ONLY**
RE: Identity of Final Cylon
Last Wednesday at 9:00PM/8:00PM CDT, ship’s computers intercepted a transmission from a possible Cylon agent or collaborator known only as “Bravo.” I share the content of this communcae with you, my closest advisors, in the utmost confidence, as it strikes at the very heart of our most vexing [...]
Thoughts I Had While Frakking Vol.1
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged frakking, Thoughts I Had While Frakking on September 20, 2008 | 3 Comments »
I was frakking this girl who is half my age today and as usual my mind started drifting. Not that she was a particularly bad frak, just average, and if there is one thing that I can’t bear, it’s average. I’m sure lesser men would be able to fully enjoy such an encounter, but [...]
Detective Lee’s Journal: Chapter 1
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Dat Hybrid Be Crazy Y'all!, Getting Away With Murder, KEEP OUT!, Lee's Journal, SECRET! on September 18, 2008 | 5 Comments »
Dear Journal,
Ever since my last detective case was deemed closed after I murdered a man in cold blood, I have needed an outlet for my amazing detective skills.
Luckily the latest episode of Kara’s show (she’s so dreamy!) gave me some good ideas. For now, I’ll use my skills of detection to investigate the hybrid’s rants. [...]
KT&HSQ: Episode Three
Posted in Kara Thrace & Her Special Questiony, tagged GUERRILLA STYLE, hot pixxx of anders, hybrid word vomit, i managed not to mention helo in this post, kara thrace and her special questiony, The Final Five on September 17, 2008 | 8 Comments »
From Fat Apollo’s previous post:
The children of the one reborn shall find their own country
Is that me? I was kind of reborn. Does this mean I’m pregnant?
Anyway, I’ve been looking through the logs of Hybrid babble we’ve got, trying to make sense of it.
The five lights of the apocalypse rising struggling towards the [...]
I Think Earth Spotted the Runaway Cylon Baseship
Posted in Uncategorized on September 17, 2008 | 2 Comments »
No ceremonies are necessary…Then shall the maidens rejoice of the dance… Structural integrity of node 7 restored… Repressurizing… The children of the one reborn shall find their own country… End of line. Reset. Track mode monitor malfunction traced…JUMP!
Press Conference
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Kara is a LIAR who sleeps with EVERYONE and then leaves, no one in this godsdamn show has a normal marriage, press conferences, The Final Cylon, The Final Five on September 16, 2008 | 7 Comments »
Since Admiral Adama has charged me with investigating the possibility that the Final Five cylons are of human origin, I am here to announce my findings to the fleet. In looking for Earthling-like qualities, we attempted to list the important characteristics of the four known cylons and came upon a common theme:
Colonel Saul Tigh: Killed [...]
Kara Thrace and Her Special Questiony: Episode Two
Posted in Kara Thrace & Her Special Questiony, tagged helo and I go way back, i listened to the soundtrack while writing this, kara thrace and her special questiony, new caprica is for lovers, times we fought them 'til we couldn't on September 16, 2008 | 2 Comments »
I’m in a melancholy mood today. If this were an episode, it might be one that happens each season where I get really depressed about life and people who are (or might be) dead, I drink a lot, and then when I’m flying in my Viper, I’ll break off on my own, sorta go [...]
Ship contest!!!1
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged battlestar hookups, i hope this post doesn't weird people out too much, ship contest, thrace-adama 3peat on September 11, 2008 | 10 Comments »
Okay, crew, at attention. I know we’re all a little on edge here, since we’re standing on Earth, which turns out to be a shithole, and we’ve been frozen in time for going on months now. Some of us have even gotten jobs on this planet, which I believe has been hurting our posting rate. [...]
