XO on deck

I’d like to take this rare moment of calm as an opportunity to introduce our new XO, Colonel Saul Tigh. You all may think all you’re familiar with him from the past two years, but that man is now dead (or so he told me). He’s currently in his quarters, getting himself righteously smashed with the two cases of rum I gave him as a welcoming gift and sobbing into Ellen’s underwear, but he knows that whenever the spins wear off, his posts will be welcome here. Take all the time you need, Saul.