Hi Kara, I lov…..I mean, thanks for having me on your show.
To answer the question of, “What the frack are the cylons thinking?” I formed a special committee. Romo was vice-chair of the committee, and most of the questioning of the fleet was done by…..well, it was done by Romo’s dog.
Romo’s full report will be [...]
Archive for August, 2008
Next up on Hardball with Kara Thrace: Fat Apollo
Posted in Kara Thrace & Her Special Questiony, tagged golden retriever, hungry, i love kara thrace!, jelly-filled, romo, the cylon plan on August 29, 2008 | 3 Comments »
The Admiral does Questiony
Posted in Kara Thrace & Her Special Questiony, tagged colonial tv, dismissed, i listened to the soundtrack while writing this, independent commission, lords of kobol, posts from the Earth surface, questiony on August 28, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Thank you, Captain, for having me on Questiony. I know there are many in the Fleet who wonder, now that we have descended on Earth, what will we do now? Well, I have the answer, as always. We will speculate. We will speculate endlessly, vociferously, and in the end, fruitlessly. [...]
Kara Thrace and her Special Questiony (of the day)
Posted in Kara Thrace & Her Special Questiony, tagged i managed not to mention helo in this post, kara thrace and her special questiony, let's hope bsg doesn't turn out like the x-files did, the cylon plan on August 28, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Hi! Now that we’re down on Earth and working with the Cylons and all, I don’t have so much to do aside from most of the male population of the fleet! Ha ha, just kidding, Anders/Apollo/The Ghost of Zac/Leoben/Anyone Else Who May Be In Love With Me!
So, anyway, since The Best Shot In [...]
Question(s) for the XO (once he’s sobered up)
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged burning questions, helo and I go way back, the cylon plan, the state of starbuck's reproductive system on August 27, 2008 | 5 Comments »
So, now that you’re here, what’s up with the one-hundred percent pure Cylon baby action you’ve got going on with Six? How exactly is that possible? I thought you toasters couldn’t have babies on your own, at least not without Helo’s white hot human looooove or something. (Or Cally’s, I guess. [...]
XO on deck
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged assault and battery, people i've punched in the face, saulsa, sault of the earth, summer saulstice, xo, xoxo, xoxoxox on August 27, 2008 | 1 Comment »
I’d like to take this rare moment of calm as an opportunity to introduce our new XO, Colonel Saul Tigh. You all may think all you’re familiar with him from the past two years, but that man is now dead (or so he told me). He’s currently in his quarters, getting himself righteously [...]
For Cally.
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged cally, eulogy, frakked-over characters, post-midnight posts, righteous presidential medal on August 25, 2008 | 4 Comments »
Today I am honored to bestow upon Petty Officer Second Class Callandra Henderson Tyrol the Presidential Medal for Getting Totally Frakked Over.
Cally was ever the petite, cheerful eye of the shitstorm. Whether biting off ears of aspiring rapists or mumbling love declarations through a jaw wired shut, Cally never lost her pluck. Even [...]
An announcement from the Admiral
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged adama is a frakking badass, bureaucratic nonsense, proper procedure, what adama says goes on this ship on August 24, 2008 | 2 Comments »
In response to the recent allegations of Capt. Thrace, I am hereby announcing the formation of an independent tribunal to investigate Lieutenant Margaret “Racetrack” Edmonson. I am appointing the commander of the Pegasus, Fat Apollo, as chief investigator into this matter. As a result he will have unlimited authority to question members of [...]
Earth.
Posted in Uncategorized on August 23, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Frak.
I don’t think I’m really the harbinger of death and/or doom, you guys.
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged wild accusations on August 22, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Which, Madame President, explains why I’m so blasé about it. The old Hybrid and Leoben and a bunch of other people had it totally wrong. There’s a real harbinger of death around, and she’s right here in the fleet.
I submit for the approval of the Colonial Society:
The Tale of Lieutenant Margaret “Racetrack” Edmondson
She [...]
does anyone hear that music??
Posted in Uncategorized on August 22, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Today I received, along with my daily assessment of the ship’s critical systems and new developments in “da fleet,” the season 1 soundtrack that I ordered the other day. Score! I am listening to it right now, and it’s really taking me back. The Olympic Carrier is about to be destroyed, and the tension is [...]
